Poser Philadelphia Eagles fans in Kansas City

Morons & Posers

I sat watching the Philadelphia Eagles play against the Kansas City Chiefs this evening at my favorite watering hole… The bar’s name, TBA… Why TBA? The owner seems to be a bit of a d-dag, and has only recently allowed his kitchen manager (chef) to redo a bar menu which was years behind where it should have been… and their website has listed the menu and specials as “Coming Soon” for the last 3+ years.

As I sat, drank, and watched the KC Chiefs game tonight, one thing kept creeping into my head… “Who the hell is this big black guy (I only mention big as an adjective, as I am  5’9″), and how the hell is he such a HUGE Philadelphia Eagles fan living in KC?”

The other thing that kept creepin’ in were thoughts of the most hilarious show currently on TV, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where in an episode last season, the “gang” re-ignited an old rivalry in the flip-cup tournament “Flip Flip Flip A Delphia.”

That’s where your mind ventures while working on a $150 bar tab between 3 people… Oh ya, we got there during “Happy Hour,” when domestic bottles were only $2.

So, “Hey man, are you from Philadelphia…” That’s where the converstation ended… Back to the crew to tell them that the “HUGE Eagles Fan” has never even been to Philly… DISGUSTING!

Ooops… He heard us… “Big Boy” came to our table and proceeded to tell us he grew up in Dallas, but was an Eagles fan because his dad was an Eagles fan… He, however, did not let us in on the secret as whether or not his father was from Philly.

I HATE posers! Period!

I am a sports fan… I like sports… I have enjoyed watching Tampa Bays Rays games since 2000ish… When I moved out on my own and purchased the MLB Extra Innings package. Today, I enjoy watching the Rays… Never do I root for the Rays over the Royals…

My rule… If you have not visited the city of “your team” before you became  a fan of “your team”… YOU ARE A POSER!!! I don’t care how big you are and how tough you look… I will let you know this fact!!!

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